… then why the heck did his folks name him Oral, fer cripesake?
Via Unrepentant Old Hippie, a posthumous glimpse into a side of the preacher man that we never knew:
Here are highlights, again thanks to Unrepentant Old Hippie:
“The vagina. Only one organ made can bring forth life. It’s the male organ. It’s not, in lesbianism, for the tongue of a female goes into the vagina of another female. It’s not in the male, where the male organ goes into the part of the body where the… the waste matter comes out of the body as poison, and he penetrates that part of the body in homosexuality. It’s not to be put in the mouth of the man, or the mouth of the man or the woman…. It is the male organ, penetrating the vagina of the woman, the male and the female.”
But it gets even better when Oral goes off on the ears and nostrils as unnatural sites for penetration. Not sure where he found the nostrils in his Holy Scripture. Maybe he just had some very bad personal experiences with those “orifyces”?
The only possible retort to Oral? Well, I hear it’s Zappadan, so here you go: “Broken Hearts are for Assholes.”
In case the Dutch subtitles aren’t doing much for you, here’s a brief transcription of the, ahem, end:
you’re an asshole. that’s right!
you’re an asshole. yes yes!
don’t fool yoself girl, it’s winking at you.
ram it up your poopshoot!
don’t fool yourself girl, it’s going right up yer poopshoot. ayeyayayayaa
But hey, at least no one is ramming anything up with anyone’s boogershoot. At least that one orifyce is safe.