The other day, a friend of mine mentioned that her son and a friend of his (both in middle school) had been discovered searching for porn on the Internet. Now, that probably describes a few million teenagers in this country, but they were searching specifically for transformer porn. It sounds like the parents were admirably cool in their reactions – no shaming, just a talk with the kids about how porn really, really doesn’t reflect the real world.
I have to admit, though, that I was curious if such a thing exists. It does! The Internet truly has everything! Transformer porn is apparently part of the whole strange-to-me genre of fan fiction. You can go here for an index of not-safe-for-work still illustrations.
These images all seem to feature transformers in their humanoid guises. It makes me wonder how their vehicle-like states could get it on. Would we even recognize it as sex? Or would their erotic machinations just look like a bumper-to-bumper collision?
Anyway, I think this clip says it all:
Patron cat of Kittywampus (1985-2001)
sounds like you have gleaned the meaning of rule 34 (no idea, incidentally, who coined that – it certainly predates that comic by a looong time, though).
I think it’s time to introduce rule 35 – even if you can’t possibly imagine it, there’s still porn of it.
Great link! Thanks, Isabel.