[Update, months later: Dudez! I am amazed at how many hits this post still gets. If you're looking for erotic inspiration and you're over 18, may I recommend you go off and google Erika Lust or Tony Comstock or "Beautiful Agony" or even Abby Winters? (None are safe for work.) If you are looking for transformers, go look for transformers. The world of transformer porn is impoverished. And if you're curious about sex but still under 18, please check out Scarleteen, which I promise will help you navigate the sometimes alarming, sometimes miraculous shoals of sexuality. Srsly - I am in my 40s, and I still learn good things from Scarleteen.]
The other day, a friend of mine mentioned that her son and a friend of his (both in middle school) had been discovered searching for porn on the Internet. Now, that probably describes a few million teenagers in this country, but they were searching specifically for transformer porn. It sounds like the parents were admirably cool in their reactions – no shaming, just a talk with the kids about how porn really, really doesn’t reflect the real world.
I have to admit, though, that I was curious if such a thing exists. It does! The Internet truly has everything! Transformer porn is apparently part of the whole strange-to-me genre of fan fiction. You can go here for an index of not-safe-for-work still illustrations.
These images all seem to feature transformers in their humanoid guises. It makes me wonder how their vehicle-like states could get it on. Would we even recognize it as sex? Or would their erotic machinations just look like a bumper-to-bumper collision?
Anyway, I think this clip says it all:
Patron cat of Kittywampus (1985-2001)
sounds like you have gleaned the meaning of rule 34 (no idea, incidentally, who coined that – it certainly predates that comic by a looong time, though).
I think it’s time to introduce rule 35 – even if you can’t possibly imagine it, there’s still porn of it.
Great link! Thanks, Isabel.